Whenever you fall, pick someone up.
Someone will try to honk your nose today.
A poet is someone who is astonished by everything.
"If I have any more caffeine, I'm going to end up running down the hallway naked." (Someone on Slashdot)
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
Adultery: Putting yourself in someone else's position.
A leading authority is someone lucky who guessed right.
The definition of easy work is work that someone else has to do.